[Skipton]

The Brand New BMW​

A pensioner drove his brand-new BMW to 100 mph, looking in his rear-view mirror,
he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, ... then 155, ... Suddenly he thought,
"I'm too old for this nonsense !"
So, he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.
The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said,
"Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend with my family.
If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before, why you were speeding... I'll let you go."
The Man looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied :-
"Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back." !!!
The Cop left saying,
" Have a good day, Sir "...

 

[Sethia Soliman]

A pensioner drove his brand-new BMW to 100 mph, looking in his rear-view mirror,
he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, ... then 155, ... Suddenly he thought,
"I'm too old for this nonsense !"
So, he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.
The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said,
"Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend with my family.
If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before, why you were speeding... I'll let you go."
The Man looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied :-
"Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back." !!!
The Cop left saying,
" Have a good day, Sir "...

So mean but it's hilarious

 

[Senor]

Very good. That is as good a reason as I have heard previously.

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

I love it couldn't stop laughing

 

[margie]

 

[thomas]

A pensioner drove his brand-new BMW to 100 mph, looking in his rear-view mirror,
he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, ... then 155, ... Suddenly he thought,
"I'm too old for this nonsense !"
So, he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.
The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said,
"Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend with my family.
If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before, why you were speeding... I'll let you go."
The Man looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied :-
"Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back." !!!
The Cop left saying,
" Have a good day, Sir "...

a few words have been changed here but I submitted this joke about a month ago

 

[Annette V]

A pensioner drove his brand-new BMW to 100 mph, looking in his rear-view mirror,
he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, ... then 155, ... Suddenly he thought,
"I'm too old for this nonsense !"
So, he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.
The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said,
"Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend with my family.
If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before, why you were speeding... I'll let you go."
The Man looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied :-
"Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back." !!!
The Cop left saying,
" Have a good day, Sir "..

 

[Annette V]

This is hilarious and just love, love, love it!

 

[WADuck]

Love it crafty old bugger.