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The Baptism
Paddy was walking down by the river when he came across a group of born-again Christians, who were being baptised by a pastor by being plunged into the water. The pastor called Paddy over: "Do you want to find Jesus my son?"
Actually, Paddy was more concerned about getting to O'Reilly's bar for a cold Guinness but, being polite, he said "Oh yes Father!"
Without further ado the pastor grabbed Paddy and thrust his head into the water. He pulled Paddy out spluttering and asked "Did you find Jesus my son?"
"Er....Well no Father!"
The pastor plunged Paddy in again, this time for a little longer, then: "Now have you found Jesus my son?"
Paddy was forced to admit that he hadn't and in he went again, this time while the pastor counted to ten, after which he pulled a bedraggled and choking Paddy out of the river. "NOW have you found Jesus?" He demanded.
"No I haven't." Paddy gasped.
"Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
