[mOiOz]

THE ART OF A FRENCH GETAWAY

A thief in Paris planned to steal some Paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of fuel.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied,
'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'
I had no Monet
To buy Degas
To make the Van Gogh.'

See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.
I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse.

 

[TrixieLovesTigers]

Hahahaha good morning chuckle

 

[Catherines]

Absolutely love this one! And having DeGaulle to pass it on to my siblings now

 

[glennkidd]

Huh?
I don't get it............

HAHAHA.. Only kidding.
It's a good one.

 

[MzChris]

THE ART OF A FRENCH GETAWAY

A thief in Paris planned to steal some Paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of fuel.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied,
'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'
I had no Monet
To buy Degas
To make the Van Gogh.'

See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.
I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse.

That is quite a good joke

 

[Granny*Deb]

That's a beauty. Nothing like a good giggle to start one's day

 

[Redhead68]

THE ART OF A FRENCH GETAWAY

A thief in Paris planned to steal some Paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of fuel.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied,
'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'
I had no Monet
To buy Degas
To make the Van Gogh.'

See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.
I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse.

Haha!

 

[cardie]

Love it!

 

[Reaper123]

Good one.

 

[Paul M]

THE ART OF A FRENCH GETAWAY

A thief in Paris planned to steal some Paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of fuel.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied,
'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'
I had no Monet
To buy Degas
To make the Van Gogh.'

See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.
I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse.

Very Good

 

[Sockjoan]

THE ART OF A FRENCH GETAWAY

A thief in Paris planned to steal some Paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of fuel.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied,
'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'
I had no Monet
To buy Degas
To make the Van Gogh.'

See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.
I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse.

Groan. I’ve seen this one before. And it doesn’t really work for those of us familiar with the languages involved.

 

[Emmy Im12]

THE ART OF A FRENCH GETAWAY

A thief in Paris planned to steal some Paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of fuel.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied,
'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'
I had no Monet
To buy Degas
To make the Van Gogh.'

See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.
I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse.

 

[Catherines]

Groan. I’ve seen this one before. And it doesn’t really work for those of us familiar with the languages involved.

Translate those French words and pronunciations into English (and English spellings) and you will get the association between the two languages. I really enjoyed it.