The Annual Holiday
Paddy says to Mick,''I'm ready for a holiday,
only this year I'm going to do it a bit different.
Three years ago I went to Spain and Mary got pregnant.''
Two years ago I went to Italy and Mary got pregnant.''
Last year I went to Majorca and Mary got pregnant.''
Mick asks, ''So what are you going to do different this year?''
Paddy replies, ''I'll take her wit me!''