The After Effects Of A Fart
Gee that stinks, oh that’s foul!
I know where it comes from,
it comes from my bowel.
I’ve smelt it before, it’s natural gas.
I know where it comes from,
it comes from my ass.
One thing for sure, it stinks like hell!
I don’t know how to put up with the smell.
I guess I’ll just have to hold my breath.
Otherwise, I’m gunna, get gassed to death!