[Picko60]

Thank goodness, cos at our age sometimes it takes a few minutes​

 

[Dennis]

It is not patience I need but speed.

Dennis R 's Afternoon Joke. A girl took her cat to the vet. My cat is a little bit overweight she told her. A little? said the vet I can see he's extremely overweight . But let me take a closer look. The vet picked up the cat and examined his Teeth, then she looked into his eyes, then into his ears. finally she turned to the girl and said I am afraid I have to put your cat down. Oh no said the girl, she started crying. Is it because he is so fat? Yes said the vet, my arms are very tired.

 

[Bill MacL]

It is not patience I need but speed.

Dennis R 's Afternoon Joke. A girl took her cat to the vet. My cat is a little bit overweight she told her. A little? said the vet I can see he's extremely overweight . But let me take a closer look. The vet picked up the cat and examined his Teeth, then she looked into his eyes, then into his ears. finally she turned to the girl and said I am afraid I have to put your cat down. Oh no said the girl, she started crying. Is it because he is so fat? Yes said the vet, my arms are very tired.

You need prunes.

 

[magpie1]

It is not patience I need but speed.

maybe you should talk to your doctor......had a PSA Test recently?

 

[Brody]

Not one of your bests Dennis.
I guess you will some, and lose some.

 

[BobR]

That is why doctors call their clients patients because you certainly need it, firstly to get the appointment and then on that day to see doc on time.

 

[BobR]

That is why doctors call their clients patients because you certainly need it, firstly to get the appointment and then on that day to see doc on time.

 

[UruauP]

It is not patience I need but speed.

Dennis R 's Afternoon Joke. A girl took her cat to the vet. My cat is a little bit overweight she told her. A little? said the vet I can see he's extremely overweight . But let me take a closer look. The vet picked up the cat and examined his Teeth, then she looked into his eyes, then into his ears. finally she turned to the girl and said I am afraid I have to put your cat down. Oh no said the girl, she started crying. Is it because he is so fat? Yes said the vet, my arms are very tired.

Good one, Dennise\s