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Terrible Headaches
Tom had suffered terrible headaches for over twenty years since his early teens.
He had no social life and no friends as a result.
He had been to numerous doctors who referred him to endless specialists,
and none could determine the cause of his debilitating headaches.
Until one day a specialist told tom that he found the cause.
Apparently, Tom’s testicles have been pressing on the base of his spine,
causing pressure up to his brain giving him the headaches.
And the only known cure was castration, to relieve the pressure on his spine!
Tom agreed and when he woke up from the anaesthetic, for the first time in over twenty years,
he was without a headache. He felt wonderful.
On leaving the hospital Tom decided to get some new clothes especially now
that he could socialize. So, he stopped by a tailor for some custom service.
Tom “I would like a whole new wardrobe.”
Taylor “Certainly sir. Let’s start with shirts. I’d say 2XL with a 42 neck.”
Tom “Amazing. How did you know that?”
Taylor “I’m a tailor. I know these things. Now trousers, 92 waists with 85 inner leg.”
Tom “Amazing. How….”
Taylor “I’m a tailor. I know these things. And a jacket, XL with a sleeve length of 47.”
Tom “Yeah. And some underwear?”
Taylor “Certainly. 2XL underpants.”
Tom “Ah. No. Size L. I always wore size L underpants.”
Taylor “No. You need 2XL. Size L are far too small.
They will press your testicles into your spine and give you terrible headaches.
I’m a tailor. I know these things.”
