[SirExton]

Tattoo's​

A guy is covered from Head to Toe with tattoos of every description and is at the Royal Show in Perth Western Australia. An older lady who must have been in her late 70's, walks up to him and say's "Would you like to see my mouse tattoo, on my thigh?" The guy says of course I love tattoo's! The old lady starts to roll up her shorts leg as far as she can, trying to find the mouse and says "Bloody Hell it's gone!............ My Pussy must have eaten it!!"

 

[Wandiwa]

 

[Gazman]

Very interesting indeed. One must have a dirty mind, I know I have!

 

[Barbara V]

Ah good one that

 

[Dennis]

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Good Job she did not Have an Elephant tattoo on her thigh.

 

[Luckyus]

Always good to know the old ones are still around.

 

[Ezzy]

Excellent joke. Once saw a fella who was tattooed all over his body including his face. The tattoo around his neck with a dotted line said, 'Cut here'.

 

[UruauP]

Greedy pussy!