[Luckyus]

Tattoo Parlour​

A guy goes to the tattoo parlour and the tattooist $1,00 to put a $100 bill on his willie.

The artist agrees, but is curious and asks the man why he wants to do this.

The man replies, I have my reasons which I would rather not tell right now."

So, the artist goes ahead and does the job. But, all the while he is anxious
with curiosity over why this man wants a $100 bill on his penis.

So, he tells the man that he really needs to know the reason why
and says that the man can keep the $1000 he would have paid for
the tattoo if he would just tell the reason for putting a $100 bill on his willie.

So, the man consents and offers these three reasons:

“First, I like to play with my money.

Second, I like to watch my money grow.

And third, and most importantly,

the next time my wife wants to blow $100, she can stay home to do it.”