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Newly wed wife says to her husband, "Do you want some breakfast?"
He answers, "No, I have already had mine. I took a huge sniff and dislodged a massive glob of blood and mucus which surged up and around the corner to slide down my throat like a Bluff oyster."
Needless to say, she wouldn't let him kiss her ever again, and as for a sneeze in the weeds, that was totally out of the question.
Newly wed wife says to her husband, "Do you want some breakfast?"
He answers, "No, I have already had mine. I took a huge sniff and dislodged a massive glob of blood and mucus which surged up and around the corner to slide down my throat like a Bluff oyster."
Needless to say, she wouldn't let him kiss her ever again, and as for a sneeze in the weeds, that was totally out of the question.
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