Takin Care Of Business!
I was in the local shopping centre using the restroom
and just as I closed my stall door, a voice from the next stall said,
“Hi! How are you?” Embarrassed... I said, “I’m alright!!"
The voice said, "So what are you up to?”
I said, “Ummm... Just trying to handle a little private business over here!”
Then I hear, “Can I come over?” Annoyed... I said
“Excuse me?!?!."
Then the voice said,
“Listen, I will have to call you back,
there’s an idiot in the next stall answering all my questions!!!!