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Taffy From the Rhonda​

Taffy from the Rhonda Valley joined the navy forty years ago, he was from sheep farming stock and had never even been to Cardiff, but he'd heard that there were girls in the navy and being on a ship, they wouldn't be able to run away like the sheep.
On his first day aboard, a Monday, they gave him a comb.
On the second day, the ship's barber cut his hair off and shaved his head.
Then on Wednesday, they gave him a new toothbrush.
At a visit to the dentist a couple of hours later, they yanked out two front teeth and three molars!
As if that wasn't enough for poor Taffy, the sent him to the doctor on Thursday, where he was issued with a jock strap.


The Royal Navy has now been searching for Taffy for forty years!