[Skipton]

Swanky​

My wife and I walked past a swanky new restaurant last night.
''Did you smell that food?'' She asked, ''Incredible!''
Being the kind-hearted Irishman that I am, I thought,
''Ah sure, I might as well treat her.''
So, we walked past again.

 

[Wandiwa]

I think you will find it was actually a tight fisted Scotsman.