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Surgery

A recent article in the The Australian newspaper reported that a woman,
Mrs.Maynard, has sued her local Melbourne hospital,
saying that after her husband had surgery there he lost all interest in sex.


A hospital spokesman replied:
Mr. Maynard was admitted for cataract surgery.
"All we did was correct his eyesight."
 
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Surgery

A recent article in the The Austraian newspaper reported that a woman,
Mrs.Maynard, has sued her local Melbourne hospital,
saying that after her husband had surgery there he lost all interest in sex.


A hospital spokesman replied:
Mr. Maynard was admitted for cataract surgery.
"All we did was correct his eyesight."
Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why did Dracula take some medicine. to stop his coffin
 
Surgery

A recent article in the The Austraian newspaper reported that a woman,
Mrs.Maynard, has sued her local Melbourne hospital,
saying that after her husband had surgery there he lost all interest in sex.


A hospital spokesman replied:
Mr. Maynard was admitted for cataract surgery.
"All we did was correct his eyesight."
Lol, Poor women! now he knows what she looks like! Hahaha.
 
Surgery

A recent article in the The Australian newspaper reported that a woman,
Mrs.Maynard, has sued her local Melbourne hospital,
saying that after her husband had surgery there he lost all interest in sex.


A hospital spokesman replied:
Mr. Maynard was admitted for cataract surgery.
"All we did was correct his eyesight."
Funny
 
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