[Skipton]

Sure Bet!​

Foreman: How can ye afford at car?
Wullie: I’m a gambler. I’d gamble on two flies going up a wall if I thought I’d make money.
Foreman: But how can you make money? Surely you must lose every now and then.
Wullie : Nope! I always make money. I’ll take a bet with you right now that in two weeks
you’ll have constipation and white dots on your arse. £200, what do you say?
So, the foreman takes the bet. And he’s careful. He uses the double velvet toilet role, has an
extra scrub in the shower, makes sure he isn’t sitting on any dodgy surfaces.
After the fortnight is up, he goes to collect his money.
Wullie : I have to check, don’t I? Can’t just take your word for it.
The foreman isn’t pleased, but he wants the £200 so he allows an inspection.
Wullie uses a trowel to part the arse cheeks while he is investigating.
After an inspection, he agrees there is no constipation and no white dots, so he pays up the £200 as agreed.
Foreman: How do you make money??!! Taking a stupid bet like that.
How the heck does that work?
Wullie : I didn’t tell you this, but I took a bet with every man
on the site I’d have your arse on a trowel today……!