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Supermarket.
Two old ladies meet in the supermarket, one says to the other "hows your Fred getting on,
her friend said, he passed away 6 months ago.
The other lady says, I am sorry to hear that, are you coping allright.
The bereaved lady said, not to bad, but I'm missing sex.
So her friend says, why don't you buy one of those vibrators, it's not like the real thing but it helps.
Two months later they meet again, and her friend says, did you do what I said and try a vibrator.
The other lady said yes I did, but it's buggered up my teeth!