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Sunday Morning Surprise
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparents’ house to comfort her 95-year-old grandmother.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,
“He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.”
Horrified, Katie said, “Grandma! Two people nearly 100 years old having sex is surely asking for trouble.”
“Oh no, my dear,” replied Granny. “Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells started to ring. It was the perfect rhythm—nice and slow, nothing too strenuous. Simply in on the ding and out on the dong.”
She paused to wipe away a tear and continued,
“He’d still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn’t come along.”
I’ll never hear church bells again without smiling.
