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Subject: Psychiatrist & Proctologist
Subject: Psychiatrist & Proctologist
Best friends graduating from medical school at the same time decided they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading:
Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones:
Hysterias and Posteriors.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
The docs changed it to read:
Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.
This was also not acceptable so they again changed the sign to read:
Catatonics and High Colonics
- no go.
Next they tried
Manic Depressives and Anal Retentive.
- thumbs down again.
Then came Minds and Behinds.
- still no good
Another attempt resulted in
Lost Souls and Butt Holes
- unacceptable again!
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
- no way.
Freaks and Cheeks
- still no good.
Loons and Moons
- forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:
Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones
- Specializing in Odds and Ends.
