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Subject: Psychiatrist & Proctologist​

Subject: Psychiatrist & Proctologist HAVE A LAUGH ! Subject: Psychiatrist & Proctologist Best friends graduating from medical school at the same time decided they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel. Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors. The town council was livid and insisted they change it. The docs changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids. This was also not acceptable so they again changed the sign to read: Catatonics and High Colonics - no go. Next they tried Manic Depressives and Anal Retentive. - thumbs down again. Then came Minds and Behinds. - still no good Another attempt resulted in Lost Souls and Butt Holes - unacceptable again! So they tried Nuts and Butts - no way. Freaks and Cheeks - still no good. Loons and Moons - forget it. Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends.