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Subject Police Do Care
Police report finding a man's body in the Maribyrnong River. The dead man's name will not be
released until his family has been notified.
The victim apparently drowned and was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt,
a pink G-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and a ‘Andrews for PM’ T-shirt.
He also had a cucumber in his rectum.
The police removed the Andrews T-shirt to spare his family any
unnecessary embarrassment.
In spite of what we sometimes think, the Police do care.