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Subject: New Science.​

Melbourne University researchers have discovered the densest element as

yet known to science.

The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has

one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198

assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.



These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which

are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called

pillocks.



Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be

detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into

contact.

A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that

would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years

to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years.

It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a

portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange

places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time,

since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons,

forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some

scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons

reach a critical concentration.

This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass.



When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium

(symbol=Ad),an element that radiates just as much energy as

Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many

morons