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Stunt Pilot
Young girl walks into a supermarket and on her way round she sees the bloke with whom she had sex the previous evening, after they had met in a pub.
He is stacking washing powder boxes on shelves.
"You lying sod!" she yells. "Last night you told me you were a stunt pilot!
"No I didn't," he says, "I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team."
