[BruceAnderson]

Spelling Mistakes​

The teacher asked Johnny to compose a sentence containing the words “defence”,
“defeat”, and “detail”.
Johnny’s response:
De cow jumped over de fence, de feet came first, and de tail came last.

 

[Gazman]

Too damn good for a child to create. They wouldn't know de meaning.

 

[Bill MacL]

Don't ask little Johnny to use the word contagious.

 

[SEAN]

Don't ask little Johnny to use the word contagious.

why??

 

[Viellarde]

Don't ask little Johnny to use the word contagious.

Shouldn't.

 

[Cateyes]

Love it!

 

[CliffE]

They left out Denise and de Nephew not to mention de legate.

 

[SEAN]

Shouldn't.

huh

 

[SandyM]

Don't ask little Johnny to use the word contagious.

Is that where little Johnny saw someone painting a fence with a very small paint brush?

 

[SM17453]

Sean. It's a joke where the tag line involves a vulgar name for a part of the female anatomy and the word 'ages'.

 

[Tervueren]

Is that where little Johnny saw someone painting a fence with a very small paint brush?

Teacher asked Johnny to use the word contagious in a sentence. Johnny replied "coming to school today I saw a man painting a very big fence with a small paint brush. Dad said "it is going to take that "c*nt ages" to finish painting that fence.