[SirExton]

Speeding again​

I got pulled over by the Police today. I was apparently his first speeder because when he got to my window, he said,
"I've been waiting all day for you!" I said "I got here as quick as I could!" He let me go. Laughing his head off!

 

[Bob’s Buddy]

 

[Olliesmum]

pity we can’t talk to speed cameras / they’re merciless!

 

[Barbara V]

Rearanged words on a old joke