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Special Delivery
An expectant mother was being rushed to the hospital but didn't quite make it.
She gave birth to her baby on the hospital lawn.
Later, the father received a bill, listing ‘Delivery Room Fee: $500’.
He wrote the hospital and reminded them the baby was born on the front lawn.
A week passed, and a corrected bill arrived: ‘Greens Fee: $200’.
