[Luckyus]

Spaghetti​

The Shocking Postcard A long time ago,
a wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child.
If she stayed in Italy, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, though she wondered how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a postcard, and write "Spaghetti" on the back.
He would then arrange for child support. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange postcard today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.
The wife handed the card over and watched as her husband read the card...
then promptly turned white and fainted. Alarmed, she picked up the card on the floor and read aloud:

"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."

 

[Dennis]

Spaghetti​

The Shocking Postcard A long time ago,
a wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child.
If she stayed in Italy, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, though she wondered how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a postcard, and write "Spaghetti" on the back.
He would then arrange for child support. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange postcard today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.
The wife handed the card over and watched as her husband read the card...
then promptly turned white and fainted. Alarmed, she picked up the card on the floor and read aloud:

"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."

Please can we find some new jokes.

 

[Nanna@Goulburn]

Don’t you just love the Italians

 

[Luckyus]

Please can we find some new jokes.

Riddle me this. Yes, but they are unprintable in this forum even with my warning.

 

[RTS]

I don't mind if I've heard a joke before but I do mind if jokes are very rude, sexist, racist or offensive. Yes they may be called jokes, but if they perpetuate outdated stereotypes then they're not harmless.
I've happily noticed less offensive jokes in SDC lately.

 

[Wandiwa]

Thats what happens when you do it 3 times in the same night. Everyone knows that.

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Spaghetti​

The Shocking Postcard A long time ago,
a wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child.
If she stayed in Italy, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, though she wondered how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a postcard, and write "Spaghetti" on the back.
He would then arrange for child support. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange postcard today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.
The wife handed the card over and watched as her husband read the card...
then promptly turned white and fainted. Alarmed, she picked up the card on the floor and read aloud:

"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."

Lol I couldn't stop Lol good one Spaghetti and tow meat ball no wonder the rich man fainter he now has to support 3 kiddies Hahaha.