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Two pilots are dead and brave passengers break
down the door to take control of the plane.
They get on to air traffic control who guide them….
“Ok stay calm…now do you see those 3 switches located on main panel?”
“Yes, yes!!!”
“Ok make sure they are all switched to ‘on’”
“Ok, ok!!”
Passengers are sweating with panic…
“You see the dial above the copilots head?”
“Yes, yes!!”
“Make sure it is rotated 90 degrees clockwise”
The passengers follow the order ….
“Ok it’s done!!!!”
More instructions from ATC…
“Now the blue button on the left-hand panel…make sure that is engaged”
“Ok, ok I think it’s done” sweats the passenger
“Good. Now slide the red lever 50% northwards”
The passengers are in a state of flux but coping….
After 5 or 6 minutes of intense conversation and instructions, air traffic control declare…
“Ok, I think we’re going to be ok……
……you’re all clear to take off”
 
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