[Luckyus]

Son-in-Law​

A butcher lived in an apartment over his shop. One night he was awakened by strange noises coming from below, so he tiptoed downstairs and saw his 19-year-old daughter sitting on the chopping block and masturbating with a liverwurst. The butcher sighed and tiptoed back to bed.

The next morning, when a customer walked in and asked for some liverwurst, the butcher said that he didn't have any left. The customer was really annoyed, she pointed to the corner of the shop and asked, "No liverwurst? Well, what's that hanging on the hook right over there?"

The butcher frowned at her. "That", he replied coolly, "is my son-in-law."

 

[Wandiwa]

Spoiler

Supposed true story from an Australian airport ....
A suitcase ended up being diverted out of the baggage handling system, it was vibrating and humming and therefore needed closer inspection. The female owner was paged and asked to open the suspicious bag for inspection. She opened it and there was a vibrator dancing around in her clothing. Cool as a cucumber she says oh that's Bob, my Battery Operated Boyfriend.