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Something Punny!​

Studies show cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them.
It’s a case of in one ear and out the udder.

I used to date a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery.
She was in charge of the hops.

My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce.
I found out she was seeing someone on the side.

My wife claims I’m the cheapest person she’s ever met.
I’m not buying it.