[Ivory]

Some Rules in Relationships​

A husband came home from work, stormed into the kitchen, and declared, “From now on, I’m the man of this house and my word is law! You’ll cook me a gourmet meal, serve me dessert, and after dinner, we’re going upstairs to have the kind of night in the bedroom I want. Then you’ll draw me a bath, wash my back, dry me off, bring me my robe, massage my feet… and here's the best bit - tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”

His wife looked up and replied, “The funeral director would be my first guess.”