[mOiOz]

SNAILS FOR THE PARTY

The wife was very excited about a party she was holding and wanted everything to be perfect.

At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket to gather some snails.
Very grudgingly he agreed.

He took the bucket, walked out the door, down the steps, and out to the beach. While collecting the snails, he noticed a beautiful woman strolling alongside the water just a little further down the beach.
He kept thinking, "Wouldn't it be great if she would even just
come down and talk to me?"

He went back to gathering the snails.
All of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman was standing right over him.
They started talking and she invited him back to her place. They ended up spending the night together.

At seven o'clock the following day he woke up and exclaimed, "Oh no!!! My wife's dinner party!!!"
He gathered all his clothes, put them on real fast, grabbed his bucket, and ran out the door.
He ran down the beach all the way to his apartment.
He ran up the stairs of his apartment, but was in such a hurry when he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails.

There were snails all down the stairs. The door opened just then, with a very angry wife standing in the doorway wondering where he's been all this time.
He looked at the snails all down the steps, then he looked at her, then back to the snails and said, "Come on guys, we're almost there!!"

 

[Dennis]

SNAILS FOR THE PARTY

The wife was very excited about a party she was holding and wanted everything to be perfect.

At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket to gather some snails.
Very grudgingly he agreed.

He took the bucket, walked out the door, down the steps, and out to the beach. While collecting the snails, he noticed a beautiful woman strolling alongside the water just a little further down the beach.
He kept thinking, "Wouldn't it be great if she would even just
come down and talk to me?"

He went back to gathering the snails.
All of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman was standing right over him.
They started talking and she invited him back to her place. They ended up spending the night together.

At seven o'clock the following day he woke up and exclaimed, "Oh no!!! My wife's dinner party!!!"
He gathered all his clothes, put them on real fast, grabbed his bucket, and ran out the door.
He ran down the beach all the way to his apartment.
He ran up the stairs of his apartment, but was in such a hurry when he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails.

There were snails all down the stairs. The door opened just then, with a very angry wife standing in the doorway wondering where he's been all this time.
He looked at the snails all down the steps, then he looked at her, then back to the snails and said, "Come on guys, we're almost th Dennis R's Morning Pun; Why did the doofus get fired from the banana factory? He threw out all the bent one's.

 

[Gazman]

as if...dead man walking me thinks!

 

[sonlocks]

Quick thinker.

 

[Mistydolphin1]

I love this one, probably the best laugh in a while.

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

SNAILS FOR THE PARTY

The wife was very excited about a party she was holding and wanted everything to be perfect.

At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket to gather some snails.
Very grudgingly he agreed.

He took the bucket, walked out the door, down the steps, and out to the beach. While collecting the snails, he noticed a beautiful woman strolling alongside the water just a little further down the beach.
He kept thinking, "Wouldn't it be great if she would even just
come down and talk to me?"

He went back to gathering the snails.
All of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman was standing right over him.
They started talking and she invited him back to her place. They ended up spending the night together.

At seven o'clock the following day he woke up and exclaimed, "Oh no!!! My wife's dinner party!!!"
He gathered all his clothes, put them on real fast, grabbed his bucket, and ran out the door.
He ran down the beach all the way to his apartment.
He ran up the stairs of his apartment, but was in such a hurry when he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails.

There were snails all down the stairs. The door opened just then, with a very angry wife standing in the doorway wondering where he's been all this time.
He looked at the snails all down the steps, then he looked at her, then back to the snails and said, "Come on guys, we're almost there!!"

Lol, naughty snails, Hahaha.