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SMARTER PILLS
A man walks into a bar tossing around a pill bottle as he orders his drink.
Another patron notices this and says, “Oi Mate, what you got in the pill
bottle there?”
“These are ‘smarter pills’. When you take them, they make you smarter,” the new arrival replies.
“Can I try one?” the patron asks.
“Sure Mate,” says the man, as he opens the lid and gives the patron one.
“Hmmm, I don’t feel any smarter,” the patron comments.
“Better try a couple more,” the new man says as he opens the bottle and dispenses a couple more
pills to the patron, who immediately takes them with a swig of his drink and a bit of a frown.
“You know something,” the patron comments, “if I didn’t know better, I’d say these taste like koala shit.”
The man replies, “NOW you’re getting smarter!”
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A man walks into a bar tossing around a pill bottle as he orders his drink.
Another patron notices this and says, “Oi Mate, what you got in the pill
bottle there?”
“These are ‘smarter pills’. When you take them, they make you smarter,” the new arrival replies.
“Can I try one?” the patron asks.
“Sure Mate,” says the man, as he opens the lid and gives the patron one.
“Hmmm, I don’t feel any smarter,” the patron comments.
“Better try a couple more,” the new man says as he opens the bottle and dispenses a couple more
pills to the patron, who immediately takes them with a swig of his drink and a bit of a frown.
“You know something,” the patron comments, “if I didn’t know better, I’d say these taste like koala shit.”
The man replies, “NOW you’re getting smarter!”
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