[Skipton]

Slugger!​

I used to own a racing snail, but he was rubbish and couldn't win anything.
Realizing that in motor racing one of the ways to make a car go faster is to
lighten it I decided to do the same with my snail.
So I took off its shell. It didn't make it faster.
If anything it just made it more sluggish!

 

[Littleboy8]

now that’s funny

 

[Wandiwa]

Lemon juice on its ass will speed it up ...........