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SLEEPING PILLS​

SLEEPING PILLS

Dr. Myers has been looking after one of his patients, 80-year-old Freda Crane, for most of her life. But, he now retires and passes all his patients over to the newly qualified Dr. Faith, who has just joined the practice.

One of the first things Dr. Faith does is to ask to see Freda and she should bring with her a list of all the medicines that have been prescribed for her. Eventually, Freda has her appointment.

As Dr. Faith is looking through Freda’s list, he is totally shocked to see that she has a prescription for birth control pills.
"Mrs. Crane," he says, "do you realise that these are birth control pills?"
"Yes doctor," replies Freda, "they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Crane," says Dr. Faith, "I can assure you that there is absolutely nothing in birth control pills that could possibly help you sleep better at night."

When she hears this, Freda reaches over to Dr. Faith, lovingly pats him on his knee and says, "Yes, doctor, I know this, but every morning I get up very early, grind up one of the pills and mix it in a glass of orange juice."

"And then?" asks Dr. Faith, "You drink the orange juice?"
"Oh no!", responds Mrs. Crane, "I give it to my 16-year-old granddaughter Suzy when she wakes up - believe me doctor, this helps me sleep at night."

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

SLEEPING PILLS​

SLEEPING PILLS

Dr. Myers has been looking after one of his patients, 80-year-old Freda Crane, for most of her life. But, he now retires and passes all his patients over to the newly qualified Dr. Faith, who has just joined the practice.

One of the first things Dr. Faith does is to ask to see Freda and she should bring with her a list of all the medicines that have been prescribed for her. Eventually, Freda has her appointment.

As Dr. Faith is looking through Freda’s list, he is totally shocked to see that she has a prescription for birth control pills.
"Mrs. Crane," he says, "do you realise that these are birth control pills?"
"Yes doctor," replies Freda, "they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Crane," says Dr. Faith, "I can assure you that there is absolutely nothing in birth control pills that could possibly help you sleep better at night."

When she hears this, Freda reaches over to Dr. Faith, lovingly pats him on his knee and says, "Yes, doctor, I know this, but every morning I get up very early, grind up one of the pills and mix it in a glass of orange juice."

"And then?" asks Dr. Faith, "You drink the orange juice?"
"Oh no!", responds Mrs. Crane, "I give it to my 16-year-old granddaughter Suzy when she wakes up - believe me doctor, this helps me sleep at night."

Lol naughty Grandma how could you do that? dont you want great grandchildren? Hahaha

 

[Vet543]

Need one family member in such a category to bail out us old timers out of a jam.





THE DOLPHIN TRAINER

An elderly man rear ends a guy driving an expensive sports car.

Enraged, the guy hops out of his car and confronts the old man. “Look what you did to my car” he yells. You’re gonna give me $10,000 right now or I’m gonna beat you to a bloody pulp!”

“Oh my” says the old man, I don’t have that kind of money. Let me call my son, he trains dolphins and he’ll know what to do."

"Dolphins", the other driver huffs, while rolling his eyes. The old man pulls out his phone, dials his son and just as the son answers, the irate man snatches the phone away from the old man.

"So, YOU’RE a dolphin trainer, huh? Well, your old man here just rear ended my car and I need ten grand right now or I’m gonna beat you AND your old man to a bloody pulp".

"I’ll be there in 10 minutes, says the voice calmly on the other end".

Exactly ten minutes later a jeep pulls up and a guy hops out and proceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a bloody heap on the side of the road.

When he’s finished, he walks over to his father and says:

“For the LAST TIME Dad... I train SEALS... NAVY SEALS... NOT dolphins”

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Need one family member in such a category to bail out us old timers out of a jam.





THE DOLPHIN TRAINER

An elderly man rear ends a guy driving an expensive sports car.

Enraged, the guy hops out of his car and confronts the old man. “Look what you did to my car” he yells. You’re gonna give me $10,000 right now or I’m gonna beat you to a bloody pulp!”

“Oh my” says the old man, I don’t have that kind of money. Let me call my son, he trains dolphins and he’ll know what to do."

"Dolphins", the other driver huffs, while rolling his eyes. The old man pulls out his phone, dials his son and just as the son answers, the irate man snatches the phone away from the old man.

"So, YOU’RE a dolphin trainer, huh? Well, your old man here just rear ended my car and I need ten grand right now or I’m gonna beat you AND your old man to a bloody pulp".

"I’ll be there in 10 minutes, says the voice calmly on the other end".

Exactly ten minutes later a jeep pulls up and a guy hops out and proceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a bloody heap on the side of the road.

When he’s finished, he walks over to his father and says:

“For the LAST TIME Dad... I train SEALS... NAVY SEALS... NOT dolphins”

Lol Navy Seal, I happy the Bully got what he deserves Hahaha