[Skipton]

Skinny Dipping​

An elderly man in the Atherton Tablelands had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming,
so, he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look
it over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a
twenty litre bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond,
he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him,
"we're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned,
"I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked
or make you get out of the pond naked."
He said holding the bucket up.
"I'm here to feed the alligator ..."