[Luckyus]

Siamese Twins​

A pair of Siamese twins walk into a pub and park themselves on a bar stool.
One of them says to the landlord "Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two pints of Boddingtons please".
The landlord, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?"
"Off to France next month." says John. "We go to France every year, don't we Jim?"
Jim agrees.
"Ah, France!" says the landlord. "Wonderful country... the food, the wine, the culture..."
"Nah, we don't like that French much," says John. "Pie, chips and Boddingtons. That's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the French - they're so smelly, arrogant and rude."
"So why keep going to France?" asks the landlord.


"It gives Jim a chance to do the driving" John replied.