[Skipton]

Shotgun Lotto!​

An 18-year-old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her
period for 2 months... Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and
buys a pregnancy kit.

The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house.

A mature and distinguished man with grey hair, impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem’. ‘ I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.'

'Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account... If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each... However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'

At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shotgun places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder, looks at him directly in the eyes and tells him 'You're gonna try again!'

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Shotgun Lotto!​

An 18-year-old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her
period for 2 months... Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and
buys a pregnancy kit.

The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house.

A mature and distinguished man with grey hair, impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem’. ‘ I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.'

'Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account... If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each... However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'

At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shotgun places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder, looks at him directly in the eyes and tells him 'You're gonna try again!'

Lol Is this the way an Italian family operate! Hahaha