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Short Stuff
To everyone who received a book from me for Christmas:
They’re due back at the library on Friday. Thank You.
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As a kid, I used to watch the Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain.
Then I got social media.
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Anyone else reached that age where you gain weight if you breathe?
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Some call it multi-tasking.
I call it doing something else while I try to remember what I was doing in the first place.
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I’ve expanded my skills.
I can now forget what I’m doing while I’m actually doing it.
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They say we can have gatherings with up to eight people without issues.
I don't even know eight people without issues.
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I still have a full deck, I just shuffle slower.
