[Skipton]

Short Shorts!​

I arrived early to a restaurant.
The manager said ''Do you mind waiting a bit?''
I said ''No.''
''Good'' he said, ''Take these drinks to table 9.''

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My liquid diet is going great.
After 4 tequila shots, I no
longer care how fat I am!

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I bought my daughter a handbag from Iraq.
She said, ''Thanks for the Baghdad.''

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What is the highest rank in the Popcorn army? Kernel.