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Short Ones
What do blondes put behind their ears to attract men?
Their knees.
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How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
Shine a light in her ear.
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The fat woman complained to her gynecologist
"I'm just not enjoying sex any more"
"Well" he said, "why don't you diet?"
"Oh, will that do any good? What colour do you suggest?"
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What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pimple?
Nothing - they both come on a boys face when he turns thirteen.
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