[Luckyus]

Short Changed​

A man and his wife are walking along a street.......

the wife slightly ahead of him, when he says "your Arse looks like a washing machine".

The wife says nothing in reply.

That night , the man feels like a wee bit of the other but the wife retorts

" I'm not going to start the machine for a wee load like that, you'd better do it by hand.

 

[Suzanne rose]

Short Changed​

A man and his wife are walking along a street.......

the wife slightly ahead of him, when he says "your Arse looks like a washing machine".

The wife says nothing in reply.

That night , the man feels like a wee bit of the other but the wife retorts

" I'm not going to start the machine for a wee load like that, you'd better do it by hand.

 

[Wandiwa]

Same joke, but the guy says your ass is as big as a BBQ ....
That night she says she's not turning the BBQ on for 1 little sausage.