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Sexy Sally
Man's wife hits him across the head with the back of her hand,
"wots that for?" says he
"I found a note in your pocket with Sexy Sally written on it"
Quick as a flash he says "Thats the name of the horse I bet on today you silly old moo" She apologises
A week later she hits him with a frying pan
"Wots that for" he says
She replies "Your bloody horse has just phoned"
