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Sex With A Ghost?
An author was writing a book about ghostly encounters, and to gather material for his book, he decided to tour the countryside, and hold meetings at the local town halls.
At one such meeting, he asked the audience if anyone had an encounter with a ghost. A fellow at the back of the hall put his hand up. The author invited the fellow to come onto the stage, and share his experience.
Author: “First of all, sir, what is your occupation ?”
Man: “I’m a goat farmer. I got me a little goat farm in the hills behind town.”
Author: “Tell us about your encounter. What kind of encounter was it?”
Farmer: “It was a sexual encounter.”
Author: “Do you mean to tell us you had sex with a ghost?”
Farmer: “Ghost? From way up the back of the hall, it sounded like you said a goat!”
