[mOiOz]

SEX OVER 50...​

 

[Wandiwa]

Ahhhh @mOiOz You've done it again.

 

[Dennis]

Or not available.

 

[Marilynne]

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Ahhhh @mOiOz You've done it again.

 

[Marilynne]

I needed a good laugh, and this has made my day. Thank you

 

[UruauP]

Absolutely positive outlook.

 

[novezar]

Certainly not a cramp.

 

[SirExton]

Phone sex over 50's around the globe, in the blink of an eye! 10 reasons why online dating works for me?
1. My voice vibration over the phone sets the mood. So I have been told by a few ladies over the years!
2. You can imagine whatever you want to portray, without offence!
3. There are no inhibitions, after you have set the rapport, equals safe sex and no STD's!
4. The Universal energy generated over the phone can be electric!
5. The shared silences peppered throughout the call, enlightens the scenes!
6. You can relax in the chair, on the bed, at the beach, on a coach trip, walking in the bush with your dog!
7. With WhatsApp it costs nothing to send texts, photo's, video's, endless audio recordings and voice calls!
8. You do not need to split the bill, as you both have your own phone carrier accounts anyway!
9. You are snug knowing that you are not going to get cold feet in the middle of your back afterwards!
10. There is no mess to clean up, if you want to fake your own orgasm. The other party would never know!

I wish all at SDC with whatever is your bent? Mad passionate Mind, Body and Spirit, shattering Sex!
(In the vein of when Harry Met Sally) Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! YES! YES! YES! HHhhaaaarrrrgggghhhh!

Regards
Phil
Ox

 

[Luckyus]

Ain't that the Bloody truth?