[Luckyus]

Sex Jokes​

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?​

Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob.

How is sex like a game of bridge?​

If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.

What’s another name for a vagina?​

The box a penis comes in.

What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?​

Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.

What did the penis say to the vagina?​

Don’t make me come in there!

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?​

Lick-a-lotta-puss.


What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?

There are twenty of them.

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?​

One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

Want to know why they say eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?​

Because if you eat that stuff, you’re sure to eat anything.

 

[Jarred Santos]

'Anal makes your hole weak.'

And this joke made mine... No wait, I mean my week!