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Serious Infection
A man returns from the tropics feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, who immediately rushes the man to the hospital to undergo tests. After the tests are completed, the man wakes up to the ringing of a telephone in his private room at the hospital.
On the other end of the line, the doctor explains, “We’ve received the results back from your tests. We’ve found that you have an extremely nasty STD called G.A.S.H.E, which is a combination of gonorrhea, AIDS, syphilis, herpes and Ebola.”
“Oh my god,” cries the man. “Doc! What am I going to do?”
“Well, we’re going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and pitta bread.”
“Will that cure me?” asks the man curiously.
“Well no, but it’s the only food we can get under the door.”
