Scuse Et Moi!
An Aussie bloke that was touring around IRELAND,
pulled into an Irish tavern and said to the bartender
''Scuse me mate, but could you tell me the quickest way to DUBLIN?''
The barman replied ''Well that all depends on whether
your driving or you are walking?''---
Well I'm driving a car mate.. the Aussie replied The Irish bartender replied.
''WELL THAT WOULD BE THE QUICKEST WAY THEN.