[Skipton]

Scrimping​

After years of scrimping and saving,
a husband told his wife the good news:
“Honey, we’ve finally got enough money to
buy what we started saving for in 1979.”
“You mean a brand-new Cadillac?” she asked eagerly.
“No,” said the husband, “a 1979 Cadillac.”

 

[Dennis]

Just a weak joke but it may receive a few laughs, A Canadian traveller employed an Indian to show him round the country and one day the Indian asked him if he liked fish, about 2 yrs. later the Canadian met the Indian again on his travels and the Indian greeted him with How, and the Canadian replied Fried. well, I warned you it was weak.