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Scratchy!
A young blonde bride was scouring the aisles of at the supermarket.
Up and down each aisle she went, then started over again.
The store manager Johnny Muller noticed this and went over to her.
"Can I help you
find something, miss?" he asked.
"It's Mrs.!", she said proudly, "I just got married."
"Congratulations, " said the manager Johnny. "What can I help you find?"
"Scratch," she replied. "Scratch?" he asked, "Is that a new cleanser or something?"
"No silly," she replied brightly. "My husband told me that his mother made
everything from scratch, so I need to find some!"
