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Peter came home from the award winning Smartarse School. He says to his mother...
"Mummy, I'm not going to that school ever again. The kids all hate me, the teachers all hate me, and the headmaster hates me and even the caretaker has told me off for being a knowall!
Mummy, I used to love the Smartarse School and even when I was suspended for a long while, I still longed to be re-admitted. But now,I just won't go back".
His mother replies..."Son, you must go back.
You're their only history teacher!"