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Scaled!
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came
upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Tourist: $ 5.00
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked LIBERAL, Grilled CONSERVATIVE
or Sauteed NDP: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"
The cook replied,
"Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."
